Anime Central Convention Reports

Once again, Anime Central, located in the great city of Chicago (or more accurately, near the airport in Rosemont), has passed us by. For this year, the con’s sixth year and my sixth year on staff, I somehow managed to take a lot more photographs and get a lot more accomplished than I thought possible. I’ve got other coverage from this con, including a swell interview with Yoko Ishida, but for now, I’ll stick with the usual pithy, stream-of-consciousness, incredibly unfunny essay with photographs.

One of the perks that the staff of Anime Central receives is a brief ‘Meet the Guests’ reception on the Thursday prior to the con. The idea is that most staff won’t have the time during the convention to go seeking and greeting their favorites, so it’s good to get it out of the way early. One of the first people I saw at the con hotel was Yoko Ishida. Ms. Ishida is known for singing lots of anime songs. She’s actually got a great voice, I listen to her para para songs when I’m at the gym. She’s also really attractive, a fact that this photo does not, unfortunately, communicate very effectively.

Hey, it’s Kazuyoshi Katayama, the director of The Big O! Mr. Katayama was actually quite jovial and sociable for most of the weekend. Thumbs up!

That’s my ugly mug above on the left. On the right is Maya Okamoto, one of the most fantastic people I’ve ever met at these ridiculous conventions. Maya speaks English– not quite fluently, but you can have a conversation with her– and she’s personable and funny as hell.

On the left is Brett Weaver. On the near right, looking vaguely like a stretched-out Billy Idol, is Chris Patton. They’re famous voice actors for ADV. We’ll just pretend that they’re arguing over the price of veal in this photo.


Hiroaki Gohda was a pretty amusing guy. He was interested in all of the Onegai Teacher stuff that’s been coming out in the ‘states, as he’s one of the guys most responsible for the show. He also directed the hideous Hanaukyo Maid Team, but we’ll forgive him. Mr. Gohda spent most of his free time cajoling the attendees into praising his work and teasing the other guests.

It’s Maya again. Here’s she’s drawing a photo of Richard “Pocky” Kim, a dear friend and one of ACen’s guest relations staff.

The drawing isn’t very flattering, but it’s fun to look at.

The next day saw crowds gathering early for ACen’s opening ceremonies. Meanwhile, the registration line was busily snaking out the door and around the building.

Master of ceremonies Carl Horn was even more dapper than usual, sporting a long dress jacket for much of the weekend rather than his usual matched blazer.

First among the guests introduced was everyone’s favorite Bruce Lewis, who was on hand to teach kids how to draw comics all weekend.

Sailor Bubba escorted Scott Frazier out with a carpet of rose petals. Scott has added “Jan” to the beginning of his name, but I can’t hear the name and look at that blonde coiff of his without thinking of the little girl from The Brady Bunch, so he’s still Scott to me.

Then, Brett Weaver adjusted the microphone height. Why would he do such an audacious thing?

Why, because Tiffany Grant was coming out! Tiff’s a bit short.

Appearing on these shores for the first time in awhile was Kazuko Tadano, the character designer for Sailor Moon and, more importantly, Dancougar. Well, more importantly to me, anyway. Amusingly, she was having trouble remembering the correct kanji for “Super Bestial Machine God Dancougar”.

My camera’s batteries died at this point. I rushed for replacements, rushed back, and snapped a quick photo of the people I’d missed. From left to right, there’s Yoko Ishida, Maya Okamoto, Monica Rial, and Chris Patton. Yaaaay!

Then Kazuyoshi Katayama was introduced. I swear to god, the way his badge was flashing was just a trick of the light. It is absolutely NOT one of his many special, hidden attacks.

On the other hand…

I snagged an additional photo of Katayama, Tadano, and Hidenori Matsubara sitting down, because I’d also missed out on Matsubara. Big deal, he was here last year anyway. Heh heh.

Next was the aforementioned Mr. Gohda, who commanded the audience to spend their entire weekend paying attention only to him. My camera seems to have stolen his face, at least temporarily.

Along with Mr. Gohda, the Onegai Teacher crew was represented by character designer Yasunori Ide.

Then writer extraordinaire Satoru Akahori took the mic. Man, check out the suit on that guy! I haven’t seen anything that smart and austere on a man since I was at the Tomb of Mao Zedong! Mr. Akahori’s a talented writer; he can handle both action AND comedy!

Then Hiroaki Inoue was called to the stage from the audience to hype the upcoming Anime Expo Tokyo. This is an event I wouldn’t mind attending, but I have a hard time justifying the bucks for an American-style con that just happens to take place in Tokyo. Tokyo is pretty cool, it doesn’t need a con to have that party-time atmosphere.

Opening ceremonies closed with co-chairs Ryan Gavigan and Frank Sanchez and vice chair Isaac Sher cracking wise and allowing the fans to declare the convention open.

Then Monica Rial threw a plush doll. Yaaaaaay!

One of the things that ACen does to drum up revenue is some fairly aggressive merchandising. This item, which I positively cannot wait to buy, is the prototype for a Sailor Bubba bobblehead doll. Considering that Sailor Bubba really only has one joke, it’s impressive that it’s lasted this long and is still amusing. I think Bubba really needs to just build himself an actual, working Moon Crescent Wand cigar cutter/lighter.

Anime Weekend Atlanta 2003 Convention Report

Here is PROOF POSITIVE I was at this convention! Actually, I’m a little embarrassed, because I hardly took any photos. I’ve only got one page’s worth, and that’s stretching it. But for your consideration, here they are.

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There’s a giant banner for the Anime Network. They’re launching a linear cable channel, so make sure you write to Comcast or Cablevision or whoever and demand it. That way, they definitely WON’T add it. Just like the sons of bitches didn’t add Boomerang when I asked them to. Bastards. How the hell am I supposed to watch Topcat without– anyway…

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This is kind of cute, but I’m starting to see too many homemade signs like this one. Kids at the artist’s alley had signs begging for hugs and spare change. Anyway, the thing to remember about these signs is, they’re an invitation for ridicule on the internet.

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I’m not a big costume dude, but this chick has a very nice Full Moon o Sagashite outfit.

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…and then there’s this lady. She’s… uh, I’m pretty sure she’s from a Castlevania game. No wait, it’s got to be one of the Amano-designed Final Fantasys. Definitely. Don’t ask me who, though.

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Hi, Jerry! Jerry Chu from Bandai was giving away neat promotional boxes at the Bandai Entertainment panel. But you know, those boxes didn’t seem very interesting to me.

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Wouldn’t it have been nice if Jerry had brought doughnuts for everyone?

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Or brought us a puppy to pet and play with?

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Or serenaded us with his trademark scorching flamenco guitar, rivaled only by Charo herself?

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Here’s a blurry photo of the bad guy from Resident Evil: Nemesis. Anyone remember his name?

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Finally, two Harlock cosplayers. I like the girl, but the guy should lose the glasses, and at least one of his eyes. Sadly, when I suggested he do this, he did not seem convinced.

Anime Weekend Atlanta happens every year, and I’m sure to be at the next one. Until then, try not to carry any white handmade signs. Oddly enough, just one week later I’d find myself on the west coast, at Ani-Magic 2003

Anime Boston 2004 Convention Report

Once again Anime Boston descended upon the city, and we were there, camera in hand, all ready to report on… uh… anyway, we were totally ready! Really totally! Read on for some photos and reports from Anime Boston 2004, live at the Park Plaza hotel!

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This is about 90% of the convention experience, right here. It can all be distilled to a chilly, clinical hotel conference room, some portable A/V equipment, and Bandai Entertainment rep Jerry Chu. Here Jerry tells some of his famous knock-knock jokes. Actually, I don’t even know if he has any knock-knock jokes, I just don’t remember what he was talking about.

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Next, we ventured into the dealer’s room (which was actually across the street this year, in a curious castle-like building), where we encountered the fiendish Dr. Cube of Kaiju Big Battel fame! But was this the real Dr. Cube, or one of his legions of dopplegangers? We may never know for certain.

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Here’s the dealer’s room in general. The lighting was bad so I had to boost the levels through the roof, which is why it looks so grainy. There’s the Dreamworks booth in the background. Hey, thanks for not promoting Millennium Actress, guys! Way to go, you jerks!

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Now, it’s very important to visit the guests at these conventions, so I ducked in to meet some famous voice actors and test the settings out on my crappy digital camera. Here’s the famous Lex Lang, who has a website and apparently a record album. He’s also played the voice of both Captain Harlock AND Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star, which puts his manliness way off the scale, higher than even an entire fleet of motorcycle-riding Steve McQueens.

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Here’s another picture of Lex, and the panel moderator. I wonder if Lex is short for “Alexander?” Maybe it’s short for “Lexington.” Or perhaps it’s an abbreviated form of Lexmark, that crappy printer company.

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Ah! Lex is melting! Lex has even gotten to play the Movie Trailer Guy a couple of times. That’s a lifelong ambition of mine. I want to utter dramatic phrases like, “IN A WORLD COVERED IN CHOCOLATE… ONE MAN”

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Here’s the only photo I got of Dave Wittenberg. Dave Wittenberg is awesome. Not only was the the voice of Kikaider in the cartoon of the same name, he was Lee in the Cowboy Bebop movie, putting forth the best fake cockney accent this side of Don Cheadle in Ocean’s Eleven. He was also the sensitive computer nerd in Witch Hunter Robin, a fact which had teenage girls queueing up for his autograph and a demonstration of his vocal talents.

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Then I grabbed a couple of snapshots of cosplayers. I try not to take too many cosplay photos– not only does that practice eat up time like crazy, there are lots of sites which do a much better job of cosplay photography than I ever could. But when I saw these costumes, I couldn’t resist, being a huge Rose of Versailles nerd. So here’s one.

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And here’s the reverse angle. I’ll be frank: I’m kind of jaded about cosplaying, most stuff doesn’t impress me the way it used to. But these are some damn good costumes. Seriously, this shit is HOT.

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Here’s a shot of the hotel mezzanine, with nerds practically hanging over the railing as they wait in line for some event or another. Later in the afternoon, I’d encounter two girls waving badly handwritten signs and begging for attention. I never knew anime kids liked crazy homeless people so much that they wanted to imitate them!

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I’ve got just a couple of more big events at this particular con. Like I was saying earlier, I tend to eschew the flashier shit, and here’s a neat little tableau that unfolded before me on Saturday afternoon. See, there’s always a piano at these damn conventions, and there’s always some jerk playing it. It’s invariably either a kid messing around, some asshole playing “Piano Man,” or some even BIGGER asshole playing Final Fantasy or Super Mario Brothers music. I don’t remember what this couple was playing, but I just had to capture the scene.

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Ah, but what’s this? One dude left, but two more people came to watch the girl in the maroon velvet play. The one on the right is wearing one of those cheap, awful felt cat tails. No offense, lady, but those things never look good.

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Again, the cast of piano players and specators shifted! What drama.

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At one point, the girl was just playing by herself. Check out Sanosuke in the lower right-hand corner! I love shit like that.

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Then some other dude showed up and started playing. You can still see the redhead chilling out in the background.

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Finally, two OTHER dudes, one playing, the other listening intently. This entire shuffle happened over the course of about seven minutes. Once again, I love shit like this. In my opinion, it’s a better summary of what a hotel anime convention is really like than any giant-ass parade of cosplay photos.


Anime Central 2004 Convention Report

Anime Central is a con that continues to be near and dear to my heart. It’s a thousand miles away, but it’s still my “home” convention, the one I staff at, and the one I see the most buddies and acquaintances at. I always look forward to it, and always return with a photo-diary of my experiences. Here it is.

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The first thing I saw on Thursday evening? Nabeshin! Director extraordinaire Shinichi Watanabe was a little baffled at all the attention being paid to Excel Saga, a show he directed 5 years ago, but he was happy to sign a t-shirt.

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What amuses me the most about Nabeshin is just how much he resembles the animated version of himself. None of it is an exaggeration, he even dresses like Lupin in real life.

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Here’s con officer Isaac Sher and voice actor Brett Weaver, both of them good pals of mine. But you know, this photo just isn’t surreal enough. I think I need to add a thought bubble.

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Ah, much better.

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Dan Baker moves too quickly to be seen by the naked eye.

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Bruce Lewis doing what he does best– drawing pictures of dogs wearing little hats.

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Ah, opening ceremonies! The excitement is building as the cavernous main events room fills up!

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As usual, M.C. Carl Horn was there to kick things off.

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He introduced the likes of Monica Rial…

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Scott McNeil, a famous cowboy from Canada…

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Greg Ayres, a voice actor who specializes in playing children and teenagers and looking like the lead singer from Korn…

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Japanese glam-rockers SID…

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Super-cute seiyuu Chiwa Saito, whose agency asked that we not publish photographs of her. Fine, have it your way! Jerks.

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And Nabeshin, who, to nobody’s surprise, stole the show.

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Things wrapped up with remarks from the con chairs, co-chair Locke the Superman, the Man of Might, and convention chairman Frank Sanchez. Frank looked hungry, so I also made him thinking of a taco.

Anime Weekend Atlanta 2004 Convention Report

Anime Weekend Atlanta mysteriously happened again this year, and once again I was on hand down in Georgia to record the goings-on.

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Here’s all you need to make a funny, entertaining con panel. Dave Merrill, Daryl Surat, and Neil Nadelman.

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Dave and Daryl steward the bad anime panel. Onscreen is some horrible piece of shit starring the ugliest giant robot I’ve ever seen in my life, and that includes Magnos.

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Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters isn’t an easy costume to pull off. This girl has the equipment for it.

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Later, at the room party, Carl Horn and Patrick Macias rapidly consume the entire room’s supply of alcohol.

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Carl doles out the bad news that all of the alcohol is gone; Patrick looks contrite. In the background, you can see that Rich “radman” Anderson is crestfallen.

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Aw, don’t worry guys! I don’t drink anyway. God, my hair looks terrible in that photo.

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The partying hard starts in earnest once Dave Merrill and Elizabeth Christian arrive.

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What if Pikachu from Pokemon was actually a girl in a pretty dress? It’s best not to think about that.

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Eager young costumers line up, waiting to be pre-judged! Go, brave costumers! Fight for justice!

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As the day wore on, I found myself amused by taking long-range shots of the costumers. This one’s from across the hall, on the balcony.

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Hey, it’s the Aqua Teen Hunger Force! Which one is Carl?

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Look at all of these costumers lined up to get into the steakhouse. Cosplayers love a good steak, and so do I. Mmm-mmm.

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This shot was taken directly overhead. Right after I took this picture, I took a crap on these people. And they never even knew that I did it! Honest!

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My wife did her arts and crafts panel again. Once again, the centerpiece was pumpkins. Here’s one of Tomo from Azumanga Daioh. Tomo is rad.

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And here’s Neko Koneko from the same series. Go check out all of Prairie’s pumpkins!

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I took this photo for vanity’s sake, just to prove to the world that my panel, Dubs that Time Forgot, is pretty popular! Yes! Screw you ALL!

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Here’s Dave again, along with my good buddy Grant Goggans and his kids Julian and Ivy. Grant wasn’t there for the con– he’s not enough of a nerd for that– but just to say hi. As you can see by his shirt, he was also defending the premises from Sinestro.

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This guy was just hanging out like this. Was he sleeping? I don’t think so. If you ask me, he was carefully hanging out like that specifically so someone would come up and ask him what his deal was. I wasn’t going to give him the satisfaction of that, though. Uh-uh.

As usual, all I can do after this con is feel guilty about all of the great things I failed to photograph, like veteran writer Fred Patten (I got to do a panel with him!), voice acting superstar Kari Wahlgren, and a whole lot of other folks and happenings. AWA is a guaranteed good time, and something I return to year after year, and this time was no different.

Ushicon 2005 Convention Reports

Prior to attending Ushicon 4, I had never before attended an anime convention. I had wanted to attend cons before, but due to distance or circumstance, I never quite made it. So I suppose the angle of the article was decided long before I ever got a mind to write it: the impressions of a first-time congoer. My job here was to portray, as closely as I can, how I experienced the convention. This is my story.

Friday – A Stranger in a Strange Place

I didn’t know what to expect from my first con experience. I read a few message boards, and the response to conventions are mixed at best. Half of all posters seem to absolutely adore cons, as though they were miniature Promised Lands for anime fans. The other half, the one I more readily identify with, tend to focus on horror stories of being glomped, shouted at, threatened, groped (in the case of females), or even seedier things I don’t really care to detail. Granted, being a pretty good-sized guy, I doubt too many people would try to touch me for fear of being flattened, but you never know. This is a big-city anime con, after all. But even so, all those horror stories had to be worst-case scenarios, right? Surely the overall con experience would be a bit more normal?

By the time I pulled into the parking lot of the Renaissance Hotel, I was scared. Suddenly this whole “going to a con” thing seemed like a really bad idea. I walked into the hotel, and immediately saw cosplayers wandering aimlessly around the lobby, an activity I would later find myself frequently engaging in. I was here, at Ushicon, no backing out now. Time to go get my badge and start doing the con thing. Heaven help me.

I had a problem right away. Evidently, my name wasn’t on the list. That could have been the start of a very, very short convention report, but the staff on hand were determined to get to the bottom of things. We soon learned that there had evidently been some form of address foul-up, and my credentials had never arrived to the right people. Fortunately for me and this article, since this was a unique situation they were very understanding, and we eventually got everything straightened out. That was my first experience with the con staff, who were all very nice and helpful throughout the weekend.

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Administrative issues done away with, I found myself attending the Studio Ironcat panel, only to learn that it would likely be the final Ironcat panel ever. The fate of Ironcat has since become public knowledge, so I won’t dwell on that aspect of the panel. But contrary to what you might think, the tone of the panel was very optimistic. Steve Bennett was looking forward to possibly getting a new project started, and he encouraged everyone present to learn from his experiences, make sure to get at least a little education in business, and to be the best you can at whatever you do. Say what you will about Ironcat’s business decisions or whatever, but Steve himself seems like an interesting, friendly guy.

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The rest of my Friday was spent bouncing aimlessly from event to event, with one notable pause to watch random fanboys and girls compete for fabulous prizes on Anime Jeopardy! Anime Jeopardy only served to cement some notions in my head. One: anime is so large and compartmentalized that it’s really hard for anyone to gain a “blanket” knowledge of the entire medium. Two: my mind for minute details is so shot, there is no way in hell I could win a round of Anime Jeopardy. Three: evidently, people who watched Berserk do not exist outside of the Internet. Four: I can’t believe I was the only non-host person in the room who knew that M.D. Geist was the spokesmecha for Central Park Media. Five: computers cannot be trusted, as the second game was cut short by technical foulups.

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The con’s official opening ceremonies didn’t take place until Friday evening, which seemed odd considering the con had technically been underway since late morning. There wasn’t anything terribly exciting about the ceremonies, but I felt obligated to attend if only to get the full con experience. I don’t really know what I expected out of these ceremonies, but all that really happened were the introduction of the guests, and announcements of the events to come later that night, which included HentaiFest and the Shoujo Pajama Party. I think I spent more time waiting in line than I did watching the ceremony.

During the opening ceremonies, they had announced a con suite with hot dogs to feed hungry congoers, but after being on my feet in a high-stress environment all day, the idea of hot dogs for dinner and watching anime in a dark room for the rest of the night didn’t sound that appealing to me. So I went and had a nice dinner at a nearby restaurant and found myself a place to sleep for the night.

So I survived the first day of an anime convention. Who knows? Tomorrow I might actually enjoy myself!

Saturday – Through the Eyes of the Amused Observer

Saturday is always the longest day of any three-day con, which makes it all the more surprising that I actually did less con-related stuff on Saturday than on any other day. I spent most of the day attending industry and fan panels, and spent much of the in-between time not doing much of anything.

My first event of the day was the Funimation panel. It was a fairly loose, easygoing panel. No new titles were announced (not that I particularly expected any to be), but they expected to announce two new titles in the coming weeks. We were then told of release dates for future titles and all the T-Shirts and other goodies Funimation would be releasing for their titles. I did note that their release of Kodocha will contain a lengthy interview with Akitaroh Daichi that will probably span more than one disc. The rest of the panel was spent on fun miscellany like what it was like to work at Funi, voice talent scouting, and Napoleon Dynamite.

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This photo comes from the Iron Cosplay panel, where people try to put together clever costumes out of little bits and pieces one might find around the house. I didn’t actually get to attend this panel, but it looked like it would be amusing to watch.

Next up was the ADV Panel, where everyone who asked a question the panelists liked got a free DVD. It was the most popular panel I was in all weekend, and it was also in the smallest panel room. As expected, there was no earth-shattering news announcements, but a host of issues were discussed. The most interesting thing I found out was that the issue with Newtype USA and its “now there’s no disc, now there is again” didn’t have anything to do with sales or production costs, but the fact that stores were complaining about people stealing the discs and leaving the magazines. The subscription price of the magazine has not changed.

The only other two panels I attended Saturday were the Women in Anime and Christianity in Anime panels. The Women in Anime panel was Monica Rial and Tiffany Grant discussing their views on female characters in anime and women’s roles in the anime industry. It was a fairly civil panel with a few good questions, but like most of the other panels, it got diverted into the specifics of voice acting by the end.

The Christianity in Anime panel was run by the people who produce the Anime Angels fanzine, where Christian manga artists showcase their creations. The discussion was primarily about the Christian faith and what it’s about, its portrayal in anime, and what Christians ought to do with anime. I showed up late for the panel, so I don’t know what all was said, but there were some interesting views expressed. Vic Mignogna sat in on part of the panel, and he shared stories and talked about how his faith affects his life and job. This was probably my favorite panel of the weekend. By that time, whatever I had eaten for lunch had worn off completely, so I struck out for sustenance.

By the time I returned from dinner, the only things still to come that night were the cosplay showcase and the art auction. I attended the cosplay showcase for a short period of time. It had a few fairly amusing skits, and most of the costumes I saw ranged from tolerably good to very impressive, but there’s no way I could ever drum up the patience to stand or sit at one of these things for four hours. I stayed for maybe 45 minutes, then went to the main hotel lobby for to people-watch for awhile before returning to my room.

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And my favorite photo of the weekend, which is even funnier taken completely out of context…

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I didn’t attend the art auction that night, as I was busy counting sheep. Even if I was there, I wouldn’t have any pictures to show you, because the con wisely had an iron rule about no cameras being allowed into the art auction. It’s just as well. Even if they did allow pictures there, my crappy disposable camera would have made even the most skillful works of art look like an epileptic gorilla sneezed all over them.

Sunday – A Farewell to Alarms

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As the crowd numbers began to die out on Sunday, so the enthusiasm began to die with them. I arrived a little early that morning, and since there was nothing much going on at the moment, I had a little conversation with some of the con staff. I ended up learning that between Ushicon and a military ball being held Saturday night, the Renaissance Hotel was completely full – and it was a pretty good-sized hotel. Not bad for a fourth-year con in the dead of winter with no super-big-name guests. Also, the charity art auction was a big success, with over $2,000 being raised to donate to the victims of the recent tsunami. It’s a touching example of people helping others by doing what they do best: artists showcasing their skills, and anime fans spending money.

Tickets were being sold for the big Breakfast with the Guests, which I ended up waffling out on. I would later wish I hadn’t, because what was left of the meal looked pretty good. In lieu of the breakfast, I found myself attending the “Parenting and Anime” panel, which consisted of the panel moderator, three parents, a teenage girl (I assume she was related to one of the present parents, but that’s purely my assumption), and me. The panel moderator was undertaking writing a book about anime for parents, and most of the panel was spent defining terms and kicking around ideas. If she ever gets that book done, I’d be interested in seeing how it turned out.

The final event I attended was a skit show called “Whose Line Is It?” which was an anime-based takeoff of Whose Line Is It Anyway? It had many of the same games as the TV show, but with an anime twist. The contestants were volunteers pulled out of the audience. Normally I would have run away screaming – improv is like doing impromptu film heckling: only the experienced or the quick-witted can get away with it – but I ended up staying for the heck of it.

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It wasn’t really as bad as I expected. In fact, it wasn’t such a bad way to kill an hour. It’s not that the improv was always first-rate – in truth, it could be downright painful to watch at times – but this event was probably the most representative of the con’s one quality I could really appreciate: the sheer raw enthusiasm and carnival spirit: “we may not be skilled improv comedians, but dammit, we’re gonna give it a shot!” That sort of attitude isn’t something I can find much fault with, even if the results weren’t always of the best quality. I guess I know where karaoke gets its popularity now.

After Whose Line was over, I dragged myself over to the schedule. By that time, I was hungry and completely exhausted mentally, if not physically. The only events remaining that day were a Yaoi panel, hours of tabletop RPG gaming, and the closing ceremonies, the first two being things I have absolutely no use for. I decided it simply wasn’t worth it to stick around for another four or five hours just to see the closing ceremonies, so I decided to be on my way. Farewell, Ushicon. Maybe we’ll do this again someday.

I spent the next week laid up with some flu-like bug and what felt like an eye infection. I guess I ended up taking home some souvenirs after all. Hooray for closed, overcrowded spaces full of people practicing questionable hygiene!

Closing Thoughts:

Though I have no prior con experience to which I could compare Ushicon 4, I will say that it went a lot more smoothly than I expected. The staff was more friendly and helpful to me than they had any reason to be, and I could find no fault with the air of enthusiasm and excitement that permeated the air at all times. There was a certain can-do atmosphere to the whole experience, where people were willing to throw off their inhibitions and be completely and utterly ridiculous for a few days, for their own entertainment and that of others. It’s easy to be cynical when you’re constantly being exposed to the worst of what anime and its fandom has to offer, but it’s difficult to be a cynic when you’re around so many people who are thoroughly enjoying themselves. It’s like trying to be cynical when taking your kids to an amusement park: you may dislike the crowds, the heat, the noise, and the way some people are acting, but you can hardly fault your children for having the time of their lives.

I enjoyed the panels and the activities I took part in, but truthfully, my favorite part of the con came on Saturday night, where I did little but stroll around watching people. There’s just something inherently interesting about people at anime conventions. You see a little kid not even in kindergarten running around in costume, eating up all the attention he’s getting, and you can’t help but smile. You see men and women old enough to be your parents (or even grandparents), and you can’t help but wonder what their stories are. You see people making costumes and setting up elaborate shows, all in the name of entertaining other fans of goofy foreign cartoons, and you wonder what motivates us to do such things. We’re a strange lot, we anime fans.

That’s really what cons are supposed to be about: fans working to entertain other fans. A con without that connection is worthless. That’s the spirit I sought to find when I came to Ushicon, and I found what I was looking for. I don’t think I could have reasonably asked for more than that.

Anime Boston 2005 Convention Report

Words and photos by Mike Toole.

Anime Boston is devouring the northeastern US. This year saw it move to the Hynes Convention Center, a much bigger venue. With their attendance cap gone, the convention swelled to 7000 attendees, a ridiculous number for a con that’s just three years old. Since I live across the river, I think it would’ve been kind of rude to NOT show up, so here I go again with another travelogue.

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I like Dave Wittenberg. He used to work for WBCN, a local radio station that’s really gone to hell in the past couple of years. It was probably because he left. If he came back and combined his superpowers with Nick Carter again, the station would return to its glory days.

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Anyway, Dave is still dubbing cartoons, but his stories about this practice wasn’t nearly as hilarious and heartbreaking as hearing about how he managed to miss flying back to Boston in time to celebrate the final game of the World Series because he just kind of assumed it would last seven games. Dave’s a big Red Sox fan, because he’s from Boston. If you live here, you have to love the Red Sox. It’s the law. And Dave loves them. Seriously. I bet if you cut him, he’d even bleed red.

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Sadly, I only got the beginning of Melissa Fahn’s panel. She was Ed in Cowboy Bebop.

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She’s pretty cute, actually, but in a manner that’s completely different from the character she played so well in Bebop. I like how that always happens.

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It’s the Baron from The Cat Returns! I love this guy. He was a big help to Haru in the movie, so I figured he’d be the one I could ask to come out back and give my car a jump. He was too busy, though. Yeah, I’ll bet he were busy!

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And here’s Julia from Cowboy Bebop. This is a ridiculously hard costume to do well, but this girl really pulled it off. I love it when that happens.

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Oddly enough, I hit the game room next. Not the video game room, the roleplay/tabletop game room. I’m not a D&D guy, but I was really enchanted by this. This thing is a huge-scale board game that pits the military against a variety of famous Japanese movie monsters.

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You know, if all games were this interesting, more people would play games!

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Holy shit! A goddamned monkeybot! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, this thing’s goin’ apeshit! No fucking kidding!!!

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Funimation continue to think up interesting things for people to do at cons. Here, a bunch of folks use crafts (provided by the Funi gang) to create their very own replicas of one of the many hats that Mama wears in Child’s Toy.

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Here’s the finished products. I don’t remember who won.

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Another cosplay break. Here’s a pretty convincing Primera from Magic Knight Rayearth. Again, not a costume that’s easy to do.

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And here’s my favorite of the weekend. This Rosette Christopher from Chrono Cross was FANTASTIC, and had every detail covered, right down to the gloves and the Flavor Flav clock around her neck. I also liked surly nun boss, who had stick-on sweatdrops and veins to convey the character’s surly emotions.

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Farther down the hall, I stumbled across Cynthia Martinez and Monica Rial, hard at work signing autographs for their fans.

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The line to see these ladies was surprisingly long. That’s my friend Maggie in the Number 18 costume. Denim ahoy!

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Ever wonder what the dealer’s room looks like once everyone’s gone home for the night? Wonder no more!

Anime Weekend Atlanta 2001 Convention Report

Words and photos by Mike Toole. Some pictures are thumbnails. Click for larger image.

I love Anime Weekend Atlanta. Not only have I made a million friends at the convention, there’s always an interesting mix of good programming, weird stuff, and fun guests. I won’t waste time waxing poetic– here are some of my favorite photos from Anime Weekend Atlanta 7!

In this first photo, popular ADV voice actors Jessica Calvello and Brett Weaver harrass Bruce Lewis at the Cheap Disposable Entertainment table. I’d print what these two goons were saying to poor Bruce, but it would probably get me locked up. Without electricity.

Later, I took a candid photo of Brett, and forgot to turn the “read mind” feature on my digital camera off. We should alll be lucky enough to be as lucid and introspective as Brett.

I later went to a panel on writing about anime, which I wasn’t actually sitting on. (I was incensed, of course, but I somehow managed to keep my famously-violent temper in check.) Here, Rob Fenelon, Steve Kyte, and Jonathan Clements react to the sudden appearance of a monkey on Helen McCarthy’s head. After a brief but memorably chaotic moment, it was established that the monkey was actually a regular contributor to Animerica magazine, and the panel continued peacefully.

Here’s a shot of Carl Horn and Bruce Lewis, the other two panelists. Did you know that Carl discovered the peanut? It’s true! And Bruce is actually the man who invented Velcro! I’m serious!

The next day (that would be Saturday, you loons), I began the day properly by attending the panel of Hilary Haag and Kira Vincent-Davis, two more actors in ADV’s stable. It was a fun panel (only 3 unruly fans had to be escorted out by armed guards). I enjoyed hearing the two talk, even though I was mostly there to meet Hilary (on the left). Her performance as Nene in Bubblegum Crisis 2040 had charmed the hell out of me, so I was crushed when I discovered that she didn’t look exactly like Nene. Can you believe that? And George Lowe doesn’t look like a thing like Space Ghost, either! I want my money back.

After the panel, I rushed up and took a photograph of the gang at the front. Left to right, it’s Greg Wicker, Brett Weaver, Hilary Haag, and Matt “Bowling” Greenfield.

I really can’t remember when this photo was taken. I think I took it on friday night, and then it somehow got processed out of sequence. Here’s evening relaxation, featuring Melissa Jensen, Dan Baker (peeking out from the back), and Kathy, one of the coordinators of the wonderful party on Saturday night that is only open to a select few friends.

Cosplay photos are fun and popular, but I tend to only take a specific variety of cosplay photo when I can: the kind where the person in costume is doing something normal, like waiting in line at the ATM. Here, as Prairie succinctly puts it, Hikaru is waiting to get her escudo.

The Georgia International Convention Center is spacious and roomy and space-age. Here’s a couple of balcony-eye views of the crowd gathering for registration and the dealer’s room on Saturday morning.

These two crack me up. On the left, there’s Corinne Orr, voice of Trixie in Speed Racer, the Snuggle fabric softener bear, and hundreds of other character voices. On the right, there’s Peter Fernandez, the voice of Speed in Speed Racer, and the lucky guy who got to direct the dubs of all sorts of cheesy old Japanese movies and cartoons. Meeting these two is always a tremendous experience– they’re always full of stories about how bizarre the cottage industry of dubbing is.

Saturday night saw a party hosted by the lovely and cultured Jessica Calvello, who will shortly be appearing as the title character in Excel Saga. Her only requirement for admission to the event was that each person needed to wear something anime-related on their head. Here’s ADV’s famous producer David Williams, wearing something anime-related on his head.

Here’s more from the party. On the left is Mariela Ortiz, known to Anime on DVD readers as the keeper of the indispensable Grand High Licensing List. On the right is Stan Dahlin, the man who brings guests to Anime Weekend Atlanta and arranges them in a fashion that allows us fanboys to meet them. He’s a swell guy.

Blinded by the flash in my camera, EK grins helplessly, while Mariela reads comics.

I stopped on the way out of the party to be photographed with its hostess, Jess herself. (She’s dressed as Shiokaze from Virgin Fleet, a character she provided the voice for in the dub. Don’t mind her, she always dresses like that.)

Gundam Truck! Convention Report

Words and photos by Mike Toole. Most pictures are thumbnails. Click for larger image.

I remember just last year, at Anime Weekend Atlanta 2000, a certain now-sadly-departed marketing dude at Bandai Entertainment had a little breakfast with myself, Prairie, and our pals Mara and Wednesday. This fine fellow chatted us up about our feelings on the viability of marketing Gundam to kids in the US, and bounced a few ideas off of us, just for shits n’ giggles. One of them was for a truck, a “Gundam Express” that would roam the countryside, appearing in mall parking lots and dispensing toys and indoctrination to children all over the country.

Needless to say, we thought it was a smashing idea. And wouldn’t you know it, this summer saw the appearance of an actual Gundam Truck! Here are some photos from the truck’s appearance in Framingham, MA on September 9th, 2001. Hopefully, we’ll see this truck (or something like it) next summer, as well!

The glare from the sun (and my camera’s poor handling of exposure speed) keeps you from seeing too much, but here’s a shot of the truck’s exterior. Folks were lined up along the side of the truck, playing Gundam Battle Assault (a.k.a. Gundam the Battle Master 2) for PSX and Gundam: Journey to Jaburo for PS2.

Here’s a very slightly better-looking shot of the truck, with a car passing by. Hi, car!

This sign, while indicative of the necessity of handicapped access, made me giggle. “Excuse me, Gundam Captain? Could you lower the wheelchair ramp for me? Thank you, Gundam Captain!”

Ah, now this was impressive. The truck was plastered (on both sides, no less) with a blown-up illustration of the U.C. Gundam main cast, done by Haruhiko Mikimoto of Macross fame.

The real sights began inside the truck. Here’s an awesome, full-scale replica of Sayla Mas’ costume. The detail on this was great!

I can say the same for this costume of Amuro Ray. How soon ’till we can get these through the Previews catalog?

Here’s a shot of the length of the truck from the back. On the left and right are displays showing off Gundam toys and the franchise’s “timeline”.

The truck was manufactured by Anaheim Electronics, Luna’s best heavy electronics manufacturer!

Here’s a shot from the opposite end of the truck– you can see that the back is equipped with a nifty Pioneer flat plasma display, which is held in a 1:1 scale model of a Gundam’s hand!

Obscuring the wonderful toys in this shot is Anime Jump‘s Live-Action Traction contributor, Mike Horne! Fight for justice, Mike!

And here’s the harried Gundam Captain himself, readily explaining the universe of Gundam, including all of the great things you can buy! With your money! You know, money? Cha-ching!

To be fair, Captain Teeg here was a cool dude. He explained all about the Gundam toys and goodies to all of us kids (big and small), and was actually surprisingly knowledgeable about the franchise (meaning that he actually knew what we were talking about when we asked him about Zeta and G-Gundam, though he couldn’t comment on them). Thank you, Captain Teeg!

In fact, Captain Teeg was kind enough to favor us all with special edition cards of the Gundam: M.S. War card game, featuring our own fair city of Boston! Cards were issued for each leg of the tour, so these are actually fairly tough to come by if you weren’t at the truck in Framingham or Boston itself (the truck also made a stop in Dorchester). Neat– a GM is standing guard over the Boston Tea Party!

Here’s what you’re realling interested in: the toys! Here’s a wide shot of some of the new toys, many of which are in stores now!

Here’s a closer shot, specifically of the U.C. Gundam character miniatures. They look nice, but man, I wish they were poseable…

Here’s a shot of the opposite wall ‘o toys. Time to start making that Christmas list already…

Anime Central 2002 Convention Report

Words and photos by Mike Toole. Some pictures are thumbnails. Click for larger image.

There’s not a lot to tell about Anime Central 2002. Since I’m the karaoke guy, I end up spending a lot of the con’s “prime time” trapped in a room with singing teenagers. (Not that I mind, though– karaoke rules, especially my karaoke!) I did, however, manage to snap a few photos, so I figured I should at least share them with everyone.

I honestly felt pride at seeing this, because I’ve been an Anime Central staffer for all five years of the con’s existence. (I’ll be returning for a sixth year, as well.) Despite being hundreds and hundreds of miles away from my hometown, I think of ACen as my “home” convention, and probably always will.

Con co-chairs James “Cornboy” Alsup (who’s left the ACen treehouse to start his own con, the highly promising Anime Reactor) and Ryan Gavigan duel over the cake. Wait a minute, I can improve this.

That’s better.

But both chairs lost out to Bob DeJesus and his wife, who did the honors.

Then we all started harrassing the guests. From left to right, there’s Hidenori Matsubara, Toshihiro Kawamoto, and Tetsuya Aoki.

There’s Bob DeJesus drawing up a storm. (Sneaking in on the right is Hilary Haag!)

There’s Bruce Lewis!

My good friend and fellow Anime Jump-er Dave Merrill, with his then-girlfriend (now wife) and fellow comic artist Shaindle Minuk.

Holy crap, it’s Ken Akamatsu! I’m not a huge fan of Love Hina, but I like the way this man draws girls. So I had him draw me two.

Awww, yeah.

Crispin Freeman talked up his newest stuff, which included Hellsing.

This banner amused me for some reason. “Anime World Tour”. Heh heh.

Carl surreptitiously mugs for the camera while waiting for Opening Ceremonies to start.

At ACen, Dave Merrill and I launched one of our latest little projects, the multimedia panel Dubs That Time Forgot. These are photos of the audience.

As you can see, the panel was standing-room only. (Let’s leave out the fact that the panel room was fairly small…) It was a hit, and the panel was repeated (to a welcoming response) at both Anime Expo New York and Anime Weekend Atlanta. Look for Dubs That Time Forgot at many more midwestern and east-coast cons!